KING POO pt. 2

here's a close up...because it's hard to really see the size of this beast.

KING POO

This 10 pounder came out of a 5'5" man weighing about 140 pounds. I dare someone to make a bigger turd than this one.

This turd refused to go down the toilet. We had to break it up with a hanger before it would go down.

I cannot take credit for this turd. This honor belongs to Elder Potter. Congratulations to him and his family.

Boomerang

The boomerang. I was thinking about naming it the horseshoe but I've had longer and straighter "U" shaped turds..So I'll wait till I have another one like it until I have it.

Shredder

The obvious name for this one is "The Shredder"

Long John

I know this isn't the longest turd ever but I would still like to name this one "Long John" I will think of another name for a bigger turd I take later.

Curly Q

I shall call it, Curly Q. I took this turd right after waking up. I believe I had eaten pizza the night before. I would like to find a pattern in how what you eat affects the shape and size of your turd. So far, I haven't seen any patterns :-(

In the close up you can see a red spec at the bottom. Wonder what that is?

Hammerhead

I call this turd "the hammerhead" because it looks like a hammerhead shark. :)